- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

what's white and sticky semen

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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