Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Penis

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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