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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What does water smell like? water.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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