What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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