What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Knock knock *open*

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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