- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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