I went to work today....

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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