- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Sarah Palin.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How about that airline food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A man died.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

H o m o comes out as homo

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Your Mum is soo fat.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

FUCK YOU

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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