- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Bob Saget that is all

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Guest what in the butt

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