- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

hi mom

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

It says so on your cap.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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