Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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