- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

... Chan chan

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call double A's? Batteries

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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