- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

black people

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

... Chan chan

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??