Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Women's Soccer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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roses are red violets should be purple

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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knock knock who's there ?

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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