What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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