- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

12 niqqa 12.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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