- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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