What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Your mother just died.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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