Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

People...

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

how do you win a game try your best

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

HELLO EVERYONE

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Anti Joke

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