- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Whats 1+1? window!

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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