Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

a black man pays his child support

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

whats black and large -me

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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