A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

My jeans

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

I went to work today....

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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