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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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