- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Where's my baby??

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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