man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Justin Bieber

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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