whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Women's professional sports

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Anti Joke

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