I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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mikey is cute

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Suck pussy

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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