Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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