- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

outside your comfort zone

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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