your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Matthew Baker

Vaginal secretions

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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