- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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