roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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