Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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