Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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