It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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