Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Rush Limbaugh

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Female rights.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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