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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

I agree to the terms and conditions

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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