Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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world society

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Women's rights.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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