- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Abortion.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

i killed my family

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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