what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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