- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

So FDR walks into a bar.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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