An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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