- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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