- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

The Big Band Theory

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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