- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call a banana? A banana.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Abortion.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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