- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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