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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

smell the vitamin C

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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