Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

It says so on your cap.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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