Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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