Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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