- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Robin, get in the car, please.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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