- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Knock Knock. Shut up.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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