- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

No!

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Rebecca Black

Whats funny? Your face.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Bitch

Stop. Seriously stop.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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