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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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