I C U P White stuff

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Racial equality.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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