If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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