Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

._____________________. Whale!

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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