- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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