- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Queens Park rangers

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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