Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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sucks Syntax...

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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