A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

i dont fisish anythi

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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