Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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