Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

This is a joke.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Women's Rights

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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