- Anti Joke

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

why are black people so fast? because there black

justin littleton being sucessful

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

why are black people so fast? because there black

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

why are black people so fast? because there black

justin littleton being sucessful

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs