What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did? Yes

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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