- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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