- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Justin beiber's penis

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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