- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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