- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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