- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

star wars kid

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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